Business Case – Expansion of business to human species
For centuries the pigs have been the most gracious hosts
we’ve prospered and grown at really little cost
they never wash their hands and have never heard of soap
some human doctors are really their only hope
while this comfortable life is perfect for some
the word is on the street that “change has come”
The pigs are cut and cooked and served a meal
those pork chops and ribs maybe delicious, we feel
the bloody swine is dead and doesn’t feel the fire
its us who cry and face a destiny so dire
at 170F we’ve killed off all the germs, thinks that man
adaptation, transmutation, genetic modification – “yes we can”
Pigs lived in swamps, recently upgraded to farms
man left the fields for air conditioning, TV and other charms
we can either wait for pigs to evolve and drive big cars
or just follow the path of good ol’ SARS
there is opportunity, man has many vices
and he is busy thinking of the subprime crisis
Believe it or not, its easier to move from man to man
to expedite the air, he even invented the fan
man’s hands reach his nose much easier than a pig can touch his snout
and they kiss, we love to spread by that route
they get together in groups, huddle around, thinking it is funny
let’s get them all, and enjoy our share of the TARP money
Pigs are worthless beyond the ribs and bacon,
all the good places on Earth, man has taken
the term pig itself is used as an abuse
disrespect for our home, lights up my fuse
i worry that pigs will go extinct in a rush
now that we no longer have the hater of pig-haters George Bush!
This is hilarious! Though I used to thin that the heat does not kill the viruses, only the bacteria…